littlebritannia:

shiftysammy:

A war brewing… looks like we have to beef up our training. President? Hmm, I assume it’s not the current president. There isn’t anything dangerous about the current president… as far as I know.

Mutants and superheroes disappearing… I don’t like the sound of this. I also don’t like the idea of a five year old fighting in a war like this. Even Uncle Damian was ten when he went out into the world to fight.

I dunno, I’m not that familiar with American Presidents.

Yeah, SHIELD has been the only thing standing between the United States and mutant geno- gean… Really bad things happening to all the mutants, for a really long time now. Ever since Utopia was destroyed. But a lot of the X-Men are in SHIELD now as well. And Greatpapa Rogers is the best Director SHIELD’s ever had! Or so I hear.

Well, none of us really had a choice but to let me. When you’re chosen by the Captain Britain Corps, it just happens. And I feel this…this voice, in my heart, that makes me strong and tells me that being Grampy’s sidekick is the bravest and most right thing to do.

Well, next year is the new elections. Hm. I’ll have to keep an eye on that.

I think the word you were going for was “genocide”. They’re… they’re killing us off? I just… I should be surprised, but I’m not. I guess this means I really do need to step up my training. I’m not going to just sit by and allow this to happen, especially not my friends and family.

… I see. I just… well. You’re my niece. So. Um.

Just be safe.

(Source: sillyelly)

givenoapology:

shiftysammy replied to your post: Great-Grandfather… He is going to knock up my sister. /He is going to knock up my SISTER/.

Braddock! The father of that—admittedly cute—child!

I don’t believe I’ve met him.

And you won’t be.

Because I’m going to kill him.

littlebritannia:

shiftysammy:

There’s a war in America? Hm…

You’re less than six years old. You’re not… fighting already, are you?

Yeah, it’s pretty bad. It’s really scary over there, mutants and super-heros dissappear all the time, and that President guy is really mean. >:C

Well, I wouldn’t be. Everyone was going to keep me out of it for as long as possible, that’s why we live over here. But when we came back from a visit, these bad-guys attacked our SHIELD, uh, convoy? Yeah. They attacked us, and there was an explosion, and I hurt for a little bit, and then I had a dream where Ms Sage made me choose between the Sword of Might and the Amulet of Right, and I chose the sword. And the next thing I remembered was waking up with the sword and fighting off the bad guys!

I’m a member of the Captain Britain Corps now. They call me Britannia, and I’m grampy’s sidekick!

A war brewing… looks like we have to beef up our training. President? Hmm, I assume it’s not the current president. There isn’t anything dangerous about the current president… as far as I know.

Mutants and superheroes disappearing… I don’t like the sound of this. I also don’t like the idea of a five year old fighting in a war like this. Even Uncle Damian was ten when he went out into the world to fight.

(Source: sillyelly)

sillyelly:

shiftysammy:

sillyelly:

shiftysammy:

YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO HAVE KIDS! YOU ARE GOING TO STAY INNOCENT AND PURE AND—

… She is rather cute… She must take after our side of the family.

Uh-LOL good luck with that sissy.

OMGshereallyisthoughandIseeZaney’schinandcheeks.

……… I’m talking about my daughter I can’t get over this ;~;

You’re getting a chastity belt for your birthday.

… She’s… just… wow.

This must be what Dad and Papa felt like when we started talking to them from the future.

;~; AndDaddyandPapaareonherenowsotheymightseethisomggggggwhatiftheydoaaaah.

I am hyperventilating siiiiiiiis.

KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED!!

… Though… that would prevent her from existing…

I… don’t really want that to happen. But… you’re my sister… you shouldn’t…

AUGH!